Planet of the Apes
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A gorilla officer investigates the crash and immediately shoots Senator Kennedy.
After watching Ted Kennedy mercilessly killed by a gorilla, Burke & Virdon try to escape from the psychotic ape.
"I must destroy all Buick LeSabres!" says an enraged Chief of Security Urko.
"But I like Celine Dion!" protests Council Chief Zaius, who now faces impeachment.
"BECAUSE I HATE LESABRES, THAT'S WHY!!!"
In the interests of national security, Chief of Security Urko orders all Celine Dion recordings to be incinerated.
Last Updated: 21 October, 2006
