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"Bad Human!  Naughty!" Galen scolds Virdon for deficating on the new carpet.
Two council members watch in horror as Counciler Chief Zaius begins to sing "My Heart Will Go On".
Completely fascinated, Allen Burke watches Zaius continue to sing.
"Look at me!  I'm a pirate!  YARR!" says an intoxicated chipanzee to the gorilla officer who pulled his horse over.
DWI was a bad enough problem on The Planet of the Apes before the arrival of Allen Burke & Peter Virdon.
Three drunk drivers were found at the scene of the crash, one bearing a striking resemblence to Ted Kennedy.
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Last Updated: 21 October, 2006