"Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & A Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in A Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive to, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion"

Well the title of the show pretty much says it all.  Supposedly, this episode was the one episode that the ABC execs hated the least, with the exception of the diesel dykes.  Even so, the network made the CLERKS crew make a lot of changes to episode.  To add insult to injury, ABC never even aired the episode regardless of all the changes the producers were forced to make for their sake.  Sadly, much of the humor in the episode was sacrificed for the sake of precious P.C.

The episode begins with Dante, Randal, & Leonardo Leonardo's high school reunion.  Randal finds an old Pharaoh arcade game and achieves the highest score, which results in him being enslaved to build pyramids.  Meanwhile, Leonardo Leonardo gives Dante his own Little League team.  But in order to win the championship, Dante must free the children on the opposing team who were forced to work in the mines with Randal.

A rather controversial piece of twentieth century history, the Saigon police officer photo is actually copyrighted.  Normally it cannot be reproduced for commercial means including, say, an animated television series.  However, Kevin Smith & team learned that by putting the caption "Randal Graves - Best Hall Monitor" makes the shot a legal parody.  But of course, animating a picture based on the photo and inserting the face of a fictional character does not.  Durrrrrrr

By coincidence the children are being held in the same mines as Randal, only they chip away at the walls while Randal had to haul large rocks.  Together they encounter a sadistic cult whose human sacrifice consists of ripping out a man's heart.  Sound familiar?  Coach Dante leads his Little League team against the slavers to free the children and Randal from their imprisonment so that they can claim the title of Little League Champions. 

Episode #5