bobbyny98: unless im able to get drunk at some bar and pass out in an alley and let three dirty mexicans violate me
bobbyny98: otherwise its just a waste of a trip
bobbyny98: I want my computer to make the sound of a yetti.....lllurururlrrururrlrl
Sculldog443: that's a pretty decent phoenetic rendering of a yetti sound
bobbyny98: yea, ive been mastering it
bobbyny98: i dont even know what a yetti is
bobbyny98: virtual insanity
Sculldog443: there's nothing virtual about my insanity
14 Dec '04:
From RyAn RoX 8 6's (My XO) Profile:
SQUADRON TWO, WHADDYA DO?!
SEEK & DESTROY! HOOAH!
15 Dec '04:
ESUTBO23: i can't wait for christmas to get here
ESUTBO23: but it needs to snow because if its not a white christmas im going to be very angry
Sculldog443: uh oh
Sculldog443: cuz when you get angry.... ho boy!
ESUTBO23: yeah riiight
NYRBry98: blairs buying himself a digital camera for christmas
NYRBry98: hotsauce central
NYRBry98: i revoke his right to make fun of jay
NYRBry98: he should make fun of himself
17 Dec '04:
Auto response from joshfaustino: on a quest for a shitter
Sculldog443: GOD BE WITH YOU IN YOUR QUEST, MY SON!!!
Bryant: Oh, mighty crouton, how I have longed for you!
Bryant: Scully's place has become a regular pump fest!
Me: It has NOT!!! Well, there was that one time... But that doesn't really count!
20 Dec '04:
Jet Jockey03 (1:28:41 AM): hahaha!!! the last person you hugged was Capt Sorokin... you slay me
29 Dec '04:
Bryant: Well, I've finished the 'B'. Who's gonna work on the 'O'.
Lisa: You guys are gross.
Bryant: You wanna work on the 'O'?
Lisa: Yeah, I'm gonna walk around in a squat and make the 'O'.
Me: Yeah, you'll be like an inkjet printer.
Me: Awwwwwww, isn't that cute? Someone's got a FUZZY CHIN!!!
31 Dec '04:
Auto response from ESUTBO23: Sculldog443: i'd like me an entire table made of cheddar cheese :-D
~i asked what people wanted to eat tonight and thats what i got......somebody is going to be pooping an aweful lot if they eat that much cheese :-X......
03 Jan '05:
Auto response from ESUTBO23: ...poop on today!
Sculldog443:Very well then, I shall do exactly that.
Jay: Pay to the Order of... Me? He wrote a check to himself? Somebody's a retard.
09 Jan '05:
Me:Nubby wubby bubble butt?
Bryant: Stinky Slimy Love Juice Slut!
10 Jan '05:
Sculldog443: oh please
Sculldog443: of course the Pentagon could've lost the files
Sculldog443: they've lost ENTIRE COUNTRIES after all!
12 Jan '05:
Sculldog443: Oh, look! He left you a voicemail. Wasn't that nice of him?
NYRBry98: I wouldn't leave that kid a pile of dog shit!
NYRBry98: Mama said there'd be dumps like this.
05 Jan '05:
ESUTBO23: if you are going to spew...spew into this
ESUTBO23: im pretending to hold up a little dixie cup :-P
13 Jan '05:
Jay:She's his daughter!
Matt: No, she's her daughter.
Bob:And that's her black husband and those are all their love children. It's like a package of oreos!
Jay:Jesus Christ, Bob!
Bob:They've just been driving around in their submarine pumping 'em out underwater.
15 Jan '05:
From h e M M a G's Profile:
"Always be wise about your investments. Your most important investment is your time. Any companionship or sexual act can ultimately be paid for but it's a true connection that is irreplacable. Never invest time where it is not worthy - and always look at eyes... because eyes never lie, and they never change."
06 Dec '04:
Auto response from NYRBry98: first celine dion sings an ac/dc song......and now some hotdog rapper is butchering crazy train. Enough is Enough
17 Feb '05:
NYRBry98: ever write a hebbian learning program?
HeartOfTheTiger8: a lesbian learning program?
NYRBry98: hebb learning
NYRBry98: its evil
NYRBry98: i think i'm gonna hire a tutor
NYRBry98: to get through this semester
HeartOfTheTiger8: hire a lesbian
16 Jan '05:
<+Azuriel>you had bad sex with a virgin guy?
<+DarC^> ...that gives me bad flashbacks...
<+DarC^> thats....god, that annoyed me
<Lacus|> well, it's a good thing Stellar had to blurt out sumthing about condoms ++
<Psycho_Stellar> * hugging penis *
17 Jan '05:
<Deacon_Blues> i taught my mom to say "i licked a donkeys ass" in jap. and to say it at work, she did
and was horrified
<Deacon_Blues> i was ROFLing.
<Deacon_Blues> then she kicked me in the nuts. >.<
24 Jan '05:
Baker: We need to get more corndogs before Thomas gets mad. 'Cuz there's nothing more dangerous than an
27 Jan '05:
Julie: For some reason my groin is really sore today.
Gauld: ...without ending up castrated from society.
Dan: I'll give YOU and evil platypus.
Emmy: Why did you leave your towell at my place? I gave you a towell to use this morning!
Me:I know you did and I appreciated it very much. But... your towells are so small and... I'm so very big.
Me: People who can't handle a self-reference paradox are such suckers!
Elliott: Sir, do you own a pair of spurs?
Capt Szucs: Cadet Elliott, don't come near me for the rest of the year.
Me: Don't worry about me, my pants are filled with granola!
18 Feb '05:
Tommy: You need a vanity plate, dude! It's a symbol of your individuality, your self-image!
Me: MRASS? That's the symbol of your individuality??? That's the manifestation of your self-
image??? That's how you want people on the road, your friends, your family to think of you???
As Mister Ass???
21 Feb '05:
Emmy: I know, I'm a pain... I'm a worrier. Deal with it!
24 Feb '05:
Capt Szucs: That's why I'm not a good recruiter. 'Cuz I'd never try to get you cadets to be something that you don't really wanna be. I don't want to be sitting in the O-Club ten years from now and in staggers a drunk Captain Scully swaggerin' about goin', "AaaaYayayayyyaaa... i'M GOnNA kILl THe prIcK ThAT tOLd mE tO bE A pIlOT iF i EVeR sEe hIM agAiN. hEy, wAiT... tHErE He iS OveR ThERe!!!"
Brendan: Our squadron should be called 'The Winky One-Eyed Worms'.
Julie: And what, exactly, would you put on your shield?
Brendan: I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking before I said that.
Dan: Does anyone have any Chapstick?
Tracy: Ummmm... no... but I've got chapped nipple cream. It's basically the same thing.
Dan: Okaaaaaaaaay... (applies nipple cream to lips)