Family Guy Characters

Think of what Homer Simpson would be like if he were Irish-Catholic and you've got Peter Griffin. This gentle giant is your basic Quahogian from his fridge stocked with beer to his blue collar lifestyle on the whole. Peter's entire life revolves around television shows and movies. Sometimes, he has difficulty discerning reality from Three's Company, but it is all part of the miracle that is Peter Griffin. Loving Father, Peter, would do almost anything for his family, except maybe miss an episode of Miami Vice or give up drinking Pawtucket Pat's beer. Peter's favorite curse would be: "Holy Crap!"

Kind and considerate, Lois is the perfect wife. A stay-at-home mother of three, Lois finds time to keep up after all the members of her family, even Peter, who can be more than a handful with his hysterical antics. Lois manages to keep it all together with a smile on her face, except for one Christmas. Lois also has also caught the eye of Peter's friend and neighbor, local sexhound, Quagmire. However, even with all his blatent come-ons, everyone, including Lois, remain oblivious. Lois is also, inexplicably, VERY attracted to Peter and has a very naughty side that comes out rather frequently (See the Naughty Lois Gallery!). Once she got shot in the butt by a tranq dart on Christmas. It was cool.

He can walk, he can talk, he can drink, he can use a toilet, he can drive a car, and even fly an airplane, though not very far. He's Brian Griffin, the Griffin's pet dog, as well as Peter's best friend and conscience. Brian is the family's voice of reason and maturity, except, of course, for the episodes that deal with his own dillemas. Brian does tend to overdo his drinking at times and making a complete ass of himself, but he's entitled to it once in awhile. Being the voice of sanity in this family is one hell of a job after all.

Behold, the conqueror of worlds! Little Stewie Griffin shall not rest until the masses of the Earth bow down before him. Cunning and intelligent, Stewie's arch rival and matriarchal adversary is none other than the woman who gave birth to him: Lois Griffin. When he's not planning global domination, Stewie obsesses over ways to do away with Lois once and for all. So far, he has not met any success. Stewie also had a rivalry with Brian, as is common in many families, which, eventually grew to mutual respect between eachother through their numerous adventures together.

Meg is an obnoxious, sniveling teenage outcast and nobody likes her except for her family (minus Stewie) and Neil, the dorky school newspaper publisher. Meg's torment is a never-ending cycle: Nobody like her because she's a looser, and she's a looser because nobody likes her. Meg has a crush on Kevin, her nextdoor neighbor, but ends up dating a nudist instead. Did I mention that nobody likes Meg?